HOW TO BOIL WATER
Welcome to your own private cooking school. Whether you've never cooked, or have been doing it for years, here's your chance to learn all of the basic cooking techniques. Chef Frederic Van Coppernolle will show you the tools, techniques, and ingredients necessary to prepare foolproof versions of all your favorite dishes, whether it's meat, fish, eggs, pasta, vegetables, soups, stews, desserts, you name it! Using instant replay, slow-mo, and the unpredictable humor of co-host Lynn Koplitz, How to Boil Water will give you the cooking confidence you need to become a star in the kitchen.


This is a retarded show. It's basically this dumb bimbo who wears a retardedly short frilly apron and a gay frech man with a gay french accent that he purposely exaggerates so that she has an excuse to giggle and say "Ohh, Frederic! I can't understand what you're saying"
Clearly a show aimed at men (who we all know can't cook, right?) who can't cook, what with Lynn's stupid outfits and inane prattle. "Oh, you mean I can just cut stick this in here? Just like this? Ooh Frederic, stop it! Let's save that for later" as she TWEAKS HIS NIPPLE I kid you not.
Nevermind that the way they cook is retarded. Want a salad? Okay. You have to peel of every leaf from a head of lettuce, wash it individually, and then layer them all between layers of paper towling to dry. WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME FOR THAT? use a fucking salad spinner. Or better yet, buy a bag of mesclun mix.
What do the women get? We get Tyler and Bobby. And guess what. On their shows they actually cook. But then again, I guess guys will watch Tyler and Bobby too because they're manly men who GRILL. Actually, is Tyler really that manly? I can't really decide...