Some "artist" at Belle's East in Southampton pinched me on the cheek last night. I love people watching in the Hamptons. In the meantime, the Downton was great but the band didn't get back to Southampton in time and their gig got cancelled so that's how we ended up at Belle's East. It was full of summer-Hamptonites dressed in their show-off-my-most-recent-plastic-surgery finest, meanwhile I'm in my cowboy hat and tevas. I had a blast.